Crypto Panic Meter
A fun way to check the emotional side of the crypto market. Watch the panic needle move with BTC, get daily panic quotes, and laugh through volatility instead of stressing over it.
What the app does
Crypto Panic Meter is a lightweight iOS app that turns crypto volatility into an emotional “panic meter.” Instead of staring at complex charts, you get a quick visual sense of how nervous or calm the market feels, boosted with short, funny lines from CryptoPanicGuy.
See a simple animated gauge that reacts to Bitcoin’s price movement. Calm, concern, panic, or full meltdown— the meter gives you the mood at a glance.
Get short, meme-style lines from CryptoPanicGuy that match the current mood. Designed to make you smile, even when the market looks brutal.
Upgrade to Panic Pro to unlock live BTC, ETH, and SOL prices directly inside the app, next to the panic meter and mood.
Switch between Standard, Calm, and Crazy themes so the app matches your current emotional state—or the market’s.
Free vs Panic Pro
Free Version
The free version of Crypto Panic Meter gives you the core experience:
- Animated panic meter based on Bitcoin movement
- Basic daily panic messages
- Theme selection between Standard, Calm, and Crazy
- No login, no account, no personal data collection
Panic Pro (Subscription)
Panic Pro is an optional, low-cost subscription that unlocks more content and data:
- Live BTC, ETH & SOL prices in the main view
- Expanded library of dark humor and panic quotes
- Additional mood and visual refinements over time
- Support ongoing development of new features and memes
Subscriptions are handled securely via Apple’s App Store and can be managed from your device settings.
Who it’s for
Crypto Panic Meter is for:
- Crypto investors who want a simple emotional dashboard instead of 10 different charts
- People who enjoy memes and want to make volatility feel less intimidating
- Anyone who follows BTC and likes to laugh about the ups and downs
Privacy & data
Crypto Panic Meter does not collect personally identifiable information. All app state (such as theme and cached data) is stored locally on your device. Purchases are processed by Apple, and we never see your payment details.
For full details, please see our Privacy Policy .
FAQ
Does the app give trading advice?
No. Crypto Panic Meter is for entertainment and mood-checking only. It does not provide trading signals or
financial advice.
Do I need an account?
No account or signup is required. You can install the app and start using it immediately.
Can I use it without a subscription?
Yes. The free version includes the core panic meter experience. Panic Pro is optional and adds extra data and
content.